Thing I say to impress ritalin-addled pre-teens and world-weary war widows: “In the interest of getting to know each other, I’ll share a bit about myself. I don’t believe in professional haircuts, I love pancakes (with a side of more pancakes), and I’ve never found a baby in a dumpster…and that’s mostly because scavenger hunts spearheaded by unprepared teen mothers are ill-conceived and poorly organized…’ill-conceived’ was an unintentional pun…so, bonus for you.”
Proof that Jesus is a wizard with spray paint, and also thinks that joke is funny:
I advise testing the black market first, though.
…but our personal savior neglected one tidbit (you’ll notice that the pictured item is actually a recycling receptacle) which puts him squarely at the forefront of the “reincarnation is stupid” debate…again. Pick a side, Jesus…
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